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Varc's Ex Files
Season 3, File 2

QPRnet.com has moved on to pastures new, but what of the cast-outs and has-beens that make up the world of non league football? There’s no starting anew for them, they’re still hacking down faster and fitter strikers, slicing crosses into nearby gardens, and hoofing the ball over the bar into the windscreen of an oncoming cabbie driving innocently down the M4 bus lane.

 

And who is to tell if that cabbie isn’t ex Ranger Warren Neill?

But back to those who still have their feet on the grass carpets of the English downs and, to start our ramble, an introduction to QPR’s nursery team.

When Marien Ifura was released at the end of the season, many admiring fans (including me) got a shock but I suspect the shock was similar on his face when he joined Kingstonian FC this season. Looking through the seasons stats it would appear that he has met up with some old friends. He joined Giles Coke, Martin Williams and Dean Lodge, but it hasn’t helped hapless Kingstonian who are bottom of the Ryman Premier League. Giles Coke is the one impressing, despite his “colourful” disciplinary record, he is being chased by several clubs.

The biggest story of the non league season though is the predictable demise of Hornchurch FC. They were universally reviled throughout the non league community for “Doing an Abramovich”. They play in the Conference South and three games ago were top by four points. Now, although still in the hunt, they are second and four points behind.

They were bought out by Karl Williams, the owner of a double glazing firm. He decided to chuck money at players and increased the playing budget to £1.2million! He brought in journeyman fatboy Darren Caskey on £2,300 per week and signed ex QPR youth player Wayne Purser from Orient for £15,000 and paid him £1,200 a week.

These two were just the tip of the iceberg of players laughing all the way to the bank but you know you should never trust a double glazing salesman! It was revealed on BBC’s Watchdog that he was little more than a con man whose companies invariably disappeared into the night at the first sign of financial stress, only to re-appear as something similar in a different part of the country two weeks later.

The upshot of it all? He’s been caught up with and declared himself bankrupt. The club is in turmoil and the playing staff is shrinking due to the fact that most of them have decided they can get their dosh elsewhere and jumped ship!

Chelsea fans take note!!!

One of those released from his contract at Hornchurch was an old stalwart of the ex files, Bertie Brayley. The one time R’s youth player has moved on to Heybridge Swifts where he can be paid for a change. Many thanks go to Keith Hussey for the info. Keith has also learned the location of our old hairy friend Robbie Herrara. No doubt he’s still erm, “terrifying” defences in the Screwfix Direct Western League Premier Division. Well Bideford are top!

Also still playing (but dropping down a level every season) is Dennis Bailey. He’s joined Stratford Town in the relegation fight from the Travel Factory Midland Alliance League!

Whilst Aldershot were happy to dispense with his services last season, Lee “Chippy” Charles is happy to carry on at Weymouth, scoring in their 3-2 win over Havant and Waterlooville this weekend in the Conference South. This leaves Adam Miller’s old club with Nikki Bull as the sole Rangers old boy.

To finish this weeks ex file, I give you a tale of contrast. There was a time when we had a tricky Welsh international winger, and a solid defensive French stalwart. One of them is now playing for Caen in the top flight of French football. The other has been cleaning his own boots in the Motaquote Welsh league for Taffs Well AFC. If there is any doubt in your mind which one is Aziz Ben Askar and which is Leon Jeanne I can be contacted on the link below to explain (!), but I’d be far happier to hear your stories of ex hoops who have switched hydro-active sports energy drinks for half a lager in the clubhouse, so drop me a line.

varc@qprnet.com